Maybe now I'll get the pleasure of scrubbing your tub. In times of trouble you've got to go with what you know. Looks like you got yourself a real problem on your hands. Lisa, honey, why don't we go upstairs and I'll draw you a nice hot bath. How can we sleep at night when there's so much suffering in the world? Would it make any difference at all if I never existed? Why don't you climb up on Daddy's knee and tell him all about it. I'm sorry, Dad, but you wouldn't understand. What did you do this time, you little hoodlum? Oops, get outta the way! Get out of the corner! They sent a note from school. I can't get my- Get out of the way, stupid! Get outta the way! How come he's not ducking? Humiliating defeats, -all of them by knockout- Must you do this every time? In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, Battling Bart Simpson!Īnd in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats. Listen, missy, just tell me why you weren't getting out of the way of those balls. The object of the game is to avoid the ball by weaving or ducking out of it’s path. are going to be at the recital next week.Įvery day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here for feeding time.Īnd we sit around like cattle, chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable-Ĭome on, Lis! What are you waiting for? Chuck that spaghetti. That's all fine and good, but none of those unpleasant people. The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up.
The Iowa farmer whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.
I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of it’s car. Largo, that's what my county's all about. Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in " My County 'Tis of thee."īut Mr. My county, 'tis of thee La da da da da dee Well, Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to-Ī simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure. I'm sorry, everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you. Oh, Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck.ĭid you check the den? The den! Great idea. What's the problem? Did you fall in? Lisa!
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